I logged in to find my character standing in a server that felt... empty. No players in Vault 76. No C.A.M.P.S. on the map. Just me and the NPCs. The cheat had triggered the anti-cheat sensors, and I had been relegated to the "Cheater’s Queue." It turns out, playing an online game entirely alone is significantly sadder than playing it with people who constantly ask you to trade bobbleheads.